Scarabia

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: Kalim was always a bit overbearing but never intolerable. Now that you’re both dating, Kalim becomes a new form of overbearing. But, again, it’s not intolerable. While the pets are having their midday nap, you and Kalim sit on the couch.

2. Summary: Kalim really likes it when you touch his face, much to the chagrin of Vil who’s trying to whip this group into shape.

3. (House Pet AU) Summary: You’re kinda shocked at the scene before you. Kalim is putting makeup one for Vil of all pets.

4. (House Pet AU) Summary: Kalim was supposed to sleep in the same bed as you, but Leona, Ruggie and Jack took his side while you were sleeping.

5. (Janitor AU) Summary: Kalim asks you to grab him by the collar. There’s really no ulterior motive to it. He just wants to out of pure fun. What a weird dude.

6. (House Pet AU) Summary: You’re having a hard time taking Kalim seriously when Vil was perched right on his head. Kalim thinks this was a sign that Vil was starting to like him. You, however, knew better.

7. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: Sharing a cooler full of fanta, you wade in your regrets while Kalim sits by you.

8. (Janitor AU) Summary: You’re relaxing after hours, reclined with your feet on another chair when Kalim comes to you. He’s quite a bit bolder than usual. What a nice change of pace.

9. (House Pet AU) Summary: You sit on the fence, relaxing with a drink at hand as you wait for Kalim to come with his colorful parade.

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: You give the wound on Jamil’s tail a light wash. Can’t have it getting infected. At least he’s stopped pulling out his scales.

2. (House Pet AU) Summary: You brought home a box filled with egg shaped stones. Jamil took a liking to one of them.

3. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: Within a den of ink-made snakes, Jamil was right at the center.

4. (Eldritch AU) Summary: Jamil meets you as you were feeding the fire fairies.

5. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: “Well?” Crowley opened the door, as though unveiling a prize. A pathetic, writhing, bloating, ink filled person of a prize.

6. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: Jamil spots an intruder trying to sneak around him. It’s hard not to spot her, when he can see the tip of Najma’s tail sticking out from the bag she came in.

7. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: The water was a bit too cold, so as soon as Jamil was dry enough, he dove right into the hot sand.

8. (House Pet AU) Summary: You have a habit that you picked up with Azul: kissing tiny foreheads as thanks. You startled Jamil, to say the least.

9. (House Pet AU) Summary: The enclosure was a quiet, peaceful place. It was something that Jamil enjoyed and often slept in it. However, when you weren’t here, the one that makes the most noise, it felt odd.

10. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: Jamil found you collapsed against the wall. You didn’t make it to the couch or your bed.

11. (House Pet AU) Summary: The rains brings its dark clouds and cool winds. Jamil, meanwhile, was watching it all from the warmth of your shoulders.

12. (House Pet AU) Summary: The little naga only likes to give affection when no one is there to watch him. This, hilariously enough, includes you.

13. (House Pet AU) Summary: You walked into the kitchen to find Jamil eating something in secret. When questioned, Jamil unhinged his jaws and stuffed whatever he had in his throat.

14. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: He attempts to close the distance and yet always pulls away at the last moment, as though trying to protect his heart from anymore hurt. You guess you’ll have to make the first move, just so he knows you don’t mind if he seeks you out for intimacy.

15. Summary: You’ve had your fill of studying with Jamil. Now you just want to bother him a little bit. Embarrass him a little.

16. (Yandere) Summary: You eating the food he makes is one step among many. Jamil will admit, it’s nice, very nice, to see you eating his food, with his spoon, in your mouth.

17. Summary: You and Jamil lay in his bed in his dorm room. While you’re very tired, you’re visibly not bothered by the social implications of being in the bed of another. Jamil, on the other hand, is a little too aware.

1. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: A simple hiking trip up the river with four of the familiars. You’re all resting and you’re drifting into a nap.

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: You were relaxing in the garden with Jamil sunbathing on your shoulder when a bug landed on his tail. A large jade green beetle.

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: You tripped on your hike and twisted your ankle something fierce. You can still walk, so you can say you didn’t break or tear anything, but the pets at home seem to think you need to be taken care of.

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: In which you take a drink that makes your memories all muddled. Crowley is livid and you are confused and wary, to say the least. These three pets are, uh, acting weird. Little too close to your liking even though you know you only had them for a week.

1. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: While Jamil loves his little spot in paradise, he often find himself going through the mirror right back to your main home and not the copy left in his land. You and Kalim were napping. Ace, the little nymph, was trying to make Kalim sneeze awake.

2. (House Pet AU) Summary: You bought a mini basketball toy set for Ace to play around with and Jamil has taken to the game as well. Unfortunately Jamil has a length advantage that he loves to lord over Ace.

1. (Sanctuary AU) Summary: Jamil wants to make a feast for no other reason other than he wants to spoil you, though he claims he simply feels like cooking. Azul joins in to help and bother him. Then, you accidentally cut your palm catching a knife.

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: Kalim wanted to see you feed the little guppy Azul.

2. (Yandere) Summary: Rather than potentially cause any trouble by hanging out in either Kalim and Azul’s respective battlefields, you’ve taken to only talking to those two while in your dorm.

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: Jamil likes to get into plots of mischief while you’re not looking. Like baiting Floyd.

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: Things happened and now you’re recovering from some ingested poison from a day out with Kalim. You’re recovering, Kalim is under house lock down, but it’ll take quite a bit until you’re back to your usual low levels of energy.

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: Today’s a bit off for you, but nothing you can’t handle. You have no choice but to truck along. It’s fine. You can do it. You’ve been through worse.

1. (House Pet AU) Summary: Somehow, Kalim managed to get permission to spend the night at your place, on the condition that he brings guards to lay hidden outside your home. Well, ignoring all that, you two lay close to one another as you watch the movie. Eventually, the naga Jamil slithers right under your blankets.

2. (House Pet AU) Summary: Somehow, Kalim managed to get permission to spend the night at your place, on the condition that he brings guards to lay hidden outside your home. Well, ignoring all that, you two lay close to one another as you watch the movie. Eventually, the naga Jamil slithers right under your blankets.

3. (House Pet AU) Summary: Kalim tries feeding the seafolk.

4. (House Pet AU) Summary: Kalim wanted to show you the newest batches of naga eggs. Jamil was there with you, hidden away, peeking out to take a look.

5. Summary: Jamil was the last to notice Kalim’s crush on you.

6. (Janitor AU) Summary: Jamil was cleaning the dinner table and you had to pick him up by his shirt to get him to stop. That’s your job. And also because you wanted to vent and mess around with him a little bit. Grudges are not easy to get rid of.

7. (Valkyrie AU) (Yandere) Summary: An iridescent feather was all it took for Kalim to pack up his bags and drag Jamil to the kingdom of the faeries. Jamil has trouble understanding this odd fascination he has. In fact, it’s almost scaring him a bit.

8. (Eldritch AU) Summary: You and Kalim dance. You dance and dance upon a pile of corpses as though they were nothing more than wayward flowers. And Jamil could do was sit there and be silent.